Another Martin Niemoller riff

First they came for the shoppers, but Amazon Prime do a 30 day free trial.

Then they came for the facial nudists, but I didn't mind because I found a hilarious mask on eBay.

Then they came for the sunbathers, but I had a bunch of boxsets to get through on Netflix anyway.

Then they came for the cultural consumers, but there's all this free stuff on YouTube, Facebook and Instagram.

Then they came for the unvaccinated, but that's fair enough as none of us are safe till all of us are safe.

Then they gave me a digital medical ID to help me prove my status, but that's fine as I have nothing to hide, so I've got nothing to fear.

Then they came for the satirists, but they'd all got jobs as covid marshals, because there was nothing left to satirise. 

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